ethanned

Extraordinary drunk. Drinking with a mission to get so intoxicated one becomes legless and annihilated. Typical comatose unresponsiveness by 2 hours into party. Unable to pace oneself. Loss of memory and motor skills. Getting ethanned is like euthanasia but your alive afterwards.

Once we get to port I am gonna get so ethanned!

Last night I got so ethanned I don't remember shit.

by the dangerous man March 20, 2016

Ethan

Every person named Ethan is the biggest pussy in the world.

“Dude I just bruised my elbow 😢” said Ethan
“Shut up you little bitch” jay

by Jackkddoff June 2, 2019

Ethan

he twerks in front of a camera

Ethan: oh hey wanna see me twerk?

jekin: sure why not

ethan: *twerks*

jenkin: oh no stop

ethan: no haha

by Idonthavearealuser November 20, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is a very funny and charming person. He is liked by all. He has certain things he believes and is determined for, and is very good at what he buts his mind to. He’s very kind and cares about people. He doesn’t like when people are stuck up and likes to be able to joke around with ppl. He is very fit and energetic.

I love when me and Ethan stay up on ft and talk and joke around

by ILIKeDICS February 22, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is the hottest, most adorable person you will ever meet. He is funny, kind and cares about all of his friends. He looks harmless but will beat the shit out of anyone who hurts his friends or family. He loves sports and lives on a farm.

Person 1: Ethan just asked me out!
Person 2: omg your soo lucky

by weird1234 October 24, 2019

Ethan

The type of white boy with the huge dong.

Person 1: Why does that guy have a bottle in his pocket?
Person 2: That's not a bottle that's his long schlong he is an Ethan .

by I poop a poop November 21, 2021

Ethan

a cock suckler that’s shit at hockey and let’s joe Biden sniff him cuz he’s gay

Ethan is sniffed by sleep joe

by Ethan miller September 22, 2020