deadly dragon

this is where another human proceeds to poop in anothers mouth

a man by the name ryan once got a deadly dragon and enjoyed it thoroughly

by akharonPHS April 4, 2003

Dragon Lance

1.) A set of novels for geeks who also play D&D.
2.) An extremely well hung individual.

1.) Look, another dweeb reading Dragon Lance.
2.) I'd love a knight in shing armor but would prefer a man with a Dragon Lance.

by Sven Diesal February 3, 2010

angry dragon

Angry Dragon- To smack a Hobbit in the back of the head just as you blow your load, it spurts out his nose on the gathered crowd of eager asslings awaiting their turn, like an Angry Dragon!

I gave that Hoggit an Angry Dragon!

by Sleight September 13, 2003

Red Cum Dragon

The action of the biting of a penis before ejaculation, so blood and semen ejaculate simultaniously.

That stupid saigon whore gave me a red cum dragon. It took my dick several days to heal, but it still hurts when I pee.

by WICKY WILD WILD WEST May 21, 2003

one-eyed-dragon

Male reproductive organ; penis.

She finally got to see his one-eyed-dragon last night but her expectations were crushed.

by pycckuu555 January 9, 2011

rag in the dragon's nostril

When one is forced to employ a foriegn object to curb the symptoms associated with Dragon's Nostril, in order to maintain an appointment, or just to go to bed.

"The curry was so hot, by the time midnight rolled around, I almost had to put a rag in te dragon's nostril."

by greenman3000 August 26, 2003

Chinese Dragon Fingers

One of a multitude of alternatives to the happy ending in an oriental massage parlor. The masseuse turns the patron into the prone position and, without lubrication, violently penetrates the anus with at least one (1) digit. Variations include Twin Chinese Dragon Fingers (include a minimum of two (2) digits) and Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers (digits are inserted into Chinese chili sauce prior to penetration). The family of Chinese Dragon Fingers is typically an act associated with being impolite in requesting a happy ending.

Person 1: "Dude, what happened to you? You look awful. Is that blood??"
Person 2: "I told the masseuse at Eternal Gardens to get on with the damn happy ending already, so she flipped me over and gave me Twin Firebreathing Chinese Dragon Fingers."

by jac621 November 27, 2011