Petrified cookie dough

What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.

Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Cookie platter

The best food ever created at subway, it is a easy way to get fat with your friends.

Step by step guide to have the best day ever

1. Go to costa
2. Order a mango and passionfruit cooler
3.take your mate to subway
4. Get as many cookie platters as you can afford 👍🏼

I eat cookie platters everyday for lunch and I am the happiest human to exist

by Hi Inky September 16, 2019

Cookie

And edible desert that can be crunchy or soft. Usually have chocolate or candy inside but is super good. Always crumbly

Cookie is my future stripper name because I like to crumble boys hearts

by troublebbyy September 21, 2019

Cookie Stomp

When you bust someone's balls or rain on someone's parade.

"Hey man, I just got a new job."
"I don't wish to cookie stomp, but frankly, I don't give a fuck."

by AutismoTheGrande September 23, 2019

want cookies

A term meaning wanna eat my pussy like it's cookies

Hey Todd want cookies

by @aaaaakkk September 26, 2019

cookie

a dick move.

He didn’t even show up , that’s all cookie.

by escalante September 29, 2019

COOKIE

It's actually another term for baterang but still. It's a cool way of saying baterang.

Yo Tom, tomarro am going to yeet this COOKIE at the back of your skull.

by Yo Tom got cookies October 3, 2019