turtle bumped the cloth

A severe prairie dogging situation where it actually touched your underwear before going back in your butt

Awww quick , get off the highway i can't make it , the turtle bumped the cloth !!!

by Big donker January 24, 2021

hub bump

When your at work and give the girl upfront a good old hip grabbing meat slap before you leave for the day

George just gave cyn a hub bump while hr was watching

by Xj9633 February 13, 2021

Suburban Bumpkin

A person from the suburbs that is unsophisticated and knows nothing about the country. Slightly more tolerable than a cidiot.

“My suburban bumpkin of a cousin came up for the weekend and thought chocolate milk came from brown cows.

by that country kid March 3, 2021

blumpkin bump

The bump you get when snorting carpet fibers that have been mixed with another drug.

I got such a great high the other night snorting some carpet dope. I really needed that blumpkin bump

by Moose Twat March 28, 2021

fore bumper

Forehead while getting kid to sleep

Fore bumper eyewinker nose dripper chin chopper

by Pool bound April 12, 2021

pussy bump

•When your gal pal thrusts her pussy into yours out out of nowhere and yells pussy bump!

•Pussy bumps directly into the other pussy and ricochets off creating a spiritualistic energy that radiates between souls.

The friends were casually holding hands while deep in conversation about their future plans as chicken farmers when out of nowhere Angel pussy bumps Janel.

by ex girlfriend_420 April 21, 2021

Booty bump

Booty bump is when you take a shard and shove it up your butthole. Then have someone stick their penis in your butt and start bumping

Hey last night me and stephan decided to booty bump and now my bottom is sore and burning.

by Jewlzy May 21, 2021