Asshole Brita

A human anus with hair so full and coarse that it filters the fecal mater.

That Tacobell was brutal, it was a little hard to push through the old asshole brita

by sushikid0 December 17, 2021

Asshole

You.

You're an asshole.
Get over it.

by lolitadikshita December 19, 2021

Asshole Check

Where the FBI or CIA shows up and searches your house repeatedly over the period of a week to find if you have done anything wrong because you did or said some fucked up shit.

"Johnny threatened kill someone thus he was asshole checked by the FBI."

by Victor Medvil May 15, 2022

village asshole

the asshole in the group of friends

This is the village asshole and he is the village idiot.

by Fuck2013 May 16, 2022

asshole

arvin and mitchell

arvin and mitchell are both the definition of an asshole.

by anonymous May 16, 2022

bald asshole

A hairless asshole

That twink has a perfectly bald asshole

by PinkTater May 18, 2022

touching the dragons asshole

to annoy the hell out if someone who is a lot stronger than you.

that drunk guy was totally touching the dragons asshole when he kept asking you questions about your ex, i'm surprised you didn't beat him up tbh.

by statiq69 May 19, 2022