Ethan

Ethan is a very tuff kid. He thinks because he curses he is the shit. He likes to make fun of you and he also has a disease. He also likes to fake his injuries to compensate for the fact he can’t play a sport. If you see an ethan like this approach him and he will smell like a fucking sewer. He also has and anime body pillow with his weaboo ass. And he usually wears a tight ass shirt with jeans and some fucking sketchers

Ugh that Ethan’s smell does he not use deodorant

by Poor man Antoine April 30, 2019

ETHAN

little nazi with big oily biceps that only likes to eat out guys

hey did u see that bodybuilder?
yeah he was such an ethan

by hailhiler January 9, 2020

Ethan

A guy who makes far too many gay jokes, but is still straight.

You see Ethan over there? Yeah we think he’s gay but he’s not.

by Incognito Man 23 April 1, 2022

Ethan

The best boyfriend you could ever ask for. The most trusting person in the world. He will always care about you and will Comfort you when feeling down.A good soccer player and a great friend. And real tall.

Ethan is the best

by Basketball #5 February 1, 2022

Ethan

Ginger Prick with no friends unless they have big ahh forehead and low IQ, mosque bomber fuckin’ stupid ass Portuguese ass pork and cheese ass Hungarian rabbit fucking stupid bitch idiot dickhead. Ethan’s a ginger prick.

Hey, have you heard about Ethan?

Oh yeah, I have.

He Ginger as fuck. Fr.

I know. We smashed.

Me too.

by Ethan (Ginger) January 19, 2023

Ethan boyfriend

Avery is Ethan's boyfriend

Ethan boyfriend is hot

by ppbigD69 January 13, 2022

Ethan

Ethan... the kind of guy you want to be your bf... but you haven’t seen him in a wile. The kind of guy you keep very close to your heart! You love him and his kindness! You will do anything for him! He is the kind of guy of which is so kind and hot! If you go near him it’s like you’ve been struck by his attractive nature! You go up to him and every one gathers to hear what he has to say... and he amasses them by his approachable nature. He looks you in the eyes as if you aren’t broken inside and he makes you hole again! You had been broken for so long you thought you’d never be hole again... but then you have him now! A part of a puzzle you’ve been missing for a long time now, is here and he’s with YOU! You are amazed that out of many he chooses YOU!

We all need an Ethan in our lives! Even more do when you are broken! Love you Ethan!❤️

Girl1: Ethan's so kind and hot!

Friend of girl1: you should go up to him!!!!

Girl1: You think he’ll even notice me?

Friend of girl1: yes just go!!!!

Girl1: ok (walking away) hi Ethan... (his back is turned away from her... then he turns!)

Ethan: good morning Beautiful! You look beautiful today!

Friend of girl 1: you got this!

Girl1: thank you! How’s your day been?

Ethan: it’s going wonderfully now that I’ve seen you!

Girl1: do yo wanna get lunch sometime?

Ethan: that would be great! Would Tuesday at 2 be good?

Girl1: yes I’ll see you then!

by Irish-dancer February 19, 2020