Ethan

Jirre but he’s one moer of an oak hey.

His incredible physique, astronomicaly scaled schlong and his inevitable ability to catch a naai with your chick and get away with it.

This man is so moerse that he’ll have your schools entire rugby team joining netball for the next three seasons

Yasis bru, check this oak Ethan

His fucken arms are the size of my le-

oh poes, here he comes! AND HES GOT MY FUCKEN DOLL OH MY POES

by TheCrackHeadFromFourways April 4, 2021

Ethan burg

Amazing kind and a very good gift giver and he is also very smart. He is also a good cook

Ethan Burg is funny.

by Hdhufdwjhdfjhefuh April 10, 2021

Ethan

ETHAN IS THE COOLEST PERSON KNOWN TO PLANET EARTH. WAIT NO. PLANET EARTH AND THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.

He’s kind and humble (although he does say funny words like “zucchini” and “sidewalk”). His music taste is Kira approved (very good) and he is also pretty good at the guitar :)

Person 1: hey you see that cool guy over there?
Person 2 : yeah he’s definitely an Ethan

by Hellooooo :) :) April 15, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is nice definitely friken cute and likes to leave his gf for the shower and he's perfect and knows how to make his girl happy he puts up with so much shit if he loves you if you get him keep him he's fucking amazing don't let him go he is the best person you'll ever meet and he will love you unconditionally 🥰❤️🥰🥰

Ethan is perfect

by Ethansgf April 19, 2021

ethan

monster cock

it looks like Ethan's

by truth teler April 21, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is a tall very weak man who gets beaten in races by his just above 5ft girlfriend.

Guy1: who is that I swear he is green?
Guy2: no he is just a pea
Guy1: but his been beaten by that 5ft girl over there?
Guy2: yes I know he must be an ethan

by Sophia the 5ft legend May 2, 2021

ethan vancauwenberghe

Don't look me up

"ethan vancauwenberghe is good at cooking spaghetti"

by Bthan May 3, 2021