A sorry clown who gets married, promptly secures his balls in his wife's purse, gets QUIET and SHY, and whose idea of top- shelf highlights is antique shopping for new porcelain dogs for his collection.
Man, the scumbag list has been pretty tame recently. Is Junker out sick with the clap again?" "No, fool. He's a domesticated cunt now." "For realz?" "Recognize, son. He's like a Ken doll down there, no junk at all.
by el ultimo patron January 5, 2011
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by Bayesoir December 1, 2019
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Customer: just some eggs on toast plz
Waitress: how would you like your eggs cooked?
Customer: cunt scrambled please
Waitress: how would you like your eggs cooked?
Customer: cunt scrambled please
by so potato September 30, 2014
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1 the absolute highest praise you can from a mate
2 generally shit to be around (a shit cunt)
1 the absolute highest praise you can from a mate
2 generally shit to be around (a shit cunt)
by Little massive big jacko November 27, 2019
Get the Huge cunt mug.A human of very low standing who when presented with any obstacle will simply roll over and throw a tantrum.
Such persons are usually to be found stacking trolleys in supermarket car parks or trying to unravel cable resembling a pterodactyls nest.
The lowest of the low
Such persons are usually to be found stacking trolleys in supermarket car parks or trying to unravel cable resembling a pterodactyls nest.
The lowest of the low
Look at the state of that over there John!!! That's a terrible state to let yourself get in to.
No, no Dave. That's a Fibre Cunt. Stay well clear of it
No, no Dave. That's a Fibre Cunt. Stay well clear of it
by assmasta March 31, 2017
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