Cake snatcher

A large person who eats large amounts of food in one sitting, usually sweet things.

"man you gotta grab some food quick before it goes!"
"Yeah, those cake snatchers are lurking".

by Zombie raper September 17, 2011

Puss-cake

Someone is weak like a cat (puss) and soft (cake)

Can't believe you got scared your such a puss-cake !

by Mickfly303 September 24, 2019

Pound cake

To fuck someone in the ass really hard.

"Im gonna pound you like pound cake."

by ukulele mig February 18, 2019

Quake Cakes

A bunch of little hurt boys trying to compete with the fundies. Typically known for hairy bodies, big heads, and not being volcanoes.

Q: Did you see that the Quake Cakes lost to the Fundamental this weekend?
A: Yeah, Kyle had 0 points in the game.

by NorthKoreanPoonTappa November 27, 2018

Jaffa Cake

When a ginger haired girl sleeps with white guy and then a black black afterwards.

I had a Jaffa cake on Holiday.

by mrbah December 12, 2019

Cake Topper

(noun) - a nice looking but useless person in an organization or team sport.

He plays midfield... hired as a fan favorite to play there, he's chummy with the brass, but really doesn't do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.

by ElPorteño August 4, 2016

Fruit Cake

A lesbian's pussy.

"You know you're trying to score with a fruit cake, right?"
"No way."
"Yeah, she told me earlier."

by Oneironauts March 19, 2014