Long puddin'

Long puddin' is an extension of the word puddin', quite literally. It means a long, floppy penis, of more than 7-8 inches when flaccid. It can also mean the ball sack is particularly long or droopy, but the phrase mostly refers to the penis.

"Wow! Gotta get me some of that Long puddin'!"

by TheHamMan15 October 1, 2016

long island

the place where all the real bitches live. the best part about long island is on a late night when you are bored, you can go get some All American and drive all night on OP.

“Lawnguyland, New york”

Long island is the best place to live. Represent!

by Lawn guy land November 16, 2019

Martin City Short-Long

A hair-cut. Like a Mohawk but wider, something in between a mullet and a Mohawk.

If it's to the shoulder from almost ear to ear, but a 1 guard on the sides then it's a Martin City Short-Long... Party in the middle, ain't got time fo'yo'shit on the sides!

by IN THE FACE! November 9, 2021

Cunt-a-long

When a come-a-long slips

“Why is the apprentice being a lil bitch?”
“Cunt-a-long slipped.”
“Say no more”

by 5 percent nick March 23, 2019

hog long

a form of measurement used to described things comparably in hog length.

"how long is your snowboard?" "oh about hog long"
"hog long is this pork going to take to cook?"

by FGsupport September 2, 2011

Long Legs McGee

A nickname my friends and I gave to Zhongli from Genshin Impact.

Me: ok well I'm not the one who wants to rail or be railed by Long Legs McGee

Friend: he sounds like a hot narrator! Good god 🙄 shut up about it already 😡

by CallmeFynn September 15, 2023

long cob

Eating corn long ways instead of wide ways.

I will long cob your arm

by LongCobbert March 4, 2023