"ugh im pretty sure my house is haunted by a Jake paulers, their lowd and obnoxious all the time man
by sky.cloudie June 13, 2020

I don't even know where to start. Jake is a kind and loving friend/partner. He is usually shy but always loves to impress people. He has many friends and dark brown eyes, he is usually tall and handsome and very smart. If you have him as a friend or boyfriend you are very lucky!
by Shreckgurl169 November 11, 2021

A piece of shit that looks like a god damn big headed wig stand you would see at a fucking strip club. I've seen better acting on pornhub than i see on his videos.
by Twitch.Tv_Zekken February 6, 2019

Kinda knows how to to snowboard. And he plows an 18 year old in front of a x20 year old. But all that matters is he gets $ss. And he bombed Pakistan in '09. And he won. Thumb war.
Jake and Abraham Lincoln.
by Rachel Beck Mason January 7, 2022

Jake is a very terrible person he loves to cheat on every single girlfriend he gets and then once him and his girlfriend break up he gets a new one the next day the only way to describe a jake is horrific if you ever see jake you should run.
by Carina Carafello June 1, 2020

Jake is a very dumb and annoying guy. He has a smile so ugly that it will darken anyone's day and eyes that always have the guys looking twice. He is a stupid, dumb, non trustworthy, ugly, non caring, uneducated moron. He is a very nonloving person that will never be there for you. But don’t take his ugliness and extremely gayness as a weakness, if you ever dare to touch his boyfriend or anyone in his family, he would be the first guy to beat a fool up. Jake has a lot of female friends, but his boyfriend always comes before them. If you ever get chance to be with a Jake, reject it and let him go. Cause if you don’t you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. He truly is a piece of shit.
A kid: “what a dick! Must be a Jake!”
Another kid: “yeah and don’t let his extreme gayness blind you!”
A kid: “Is that his boyfriend over there?”
Another kid: “I think so, gross! Why are they both so ugly?”
A kid: “I don’t know!”
Another kid: “yeah and don’t let his extreme gayness blind you!”
A kid: “Is that his boyfriend over there?”
Another kid: “I think so, gross! Why are they both so ugly?”
A kid: “I don’t know!”
by Deeznuts21420 October 25, 2018

The act of cuming in a dog so hard your transgender boy pussy lesser wants to be a dream sexual and wank off to jelly be on repeat for 10 hours
by The Midlands rebel June 18, 2022
