Banana Turtle

a type of turtle with a banana shell that existed 64 billion years before the universe. they eat trees

hi im a banana turtle. i eat trees.

by PepsiDonkey4 July 11, 2021

Turtle Swirl

When you have a turtle head, you shit in your partner's mouth like a soft serve machine. You cum on the top of it as a drizzle.

I was so horny, I gave her a turtle swirl

by TurtleSwirlMaster January 20, 2026

Turtle Suit

Also known as an anti-suicide smock, Ferguson, pickle suit, or Bam Bam suit.

A lovely one-piece clothing item jails/prisons give to those seen as a suicide risk. (jokes also count unfortunately)

Jeff: "Man, I got in a fight with Lucy and got arrested last night. They put me in a Turtle Suit."

Dale: "Well that's probably because you were eating a squirrel by the time they found you."

by jew_bastard January 20, 2026

Turtling

When you and a partner have a shit kink.

Your partner takes a shit on your chest but before doing so, they tease you by pushing it out but before it comes out they clench it back in.

You: Cmon babe, just shit on me!

Your partner: Not yet! I gotta finish turtling!

by m4sshysteria2009 February 12, 2026