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question turtle

A question turtle is a insult i made for no reason lol-

it means someone who asks too much questions and is very nosy
person1: ugh, your such a question turtle!
person2: *rolls eyes and walks away sassily*
by strawbzkittnz March 26, 2024
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Turtle Swirl

When you have a turtle head, you shit in your partner's mouth like a soft serve machine. You cum on the top of it as a drizzle.
I was so horny, I gave her a turtle swirl
by TurtleSwirlMaster January 20, 2026
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Turtle Suit

Also known as an anti-suicide smock, Ferguson, pickle suit, or Bam Bam suit.

A lovely one-piece clothing item jails/prisons give to those seen as a suicide risk. (jokes also count unfortunately)
Jeff: "Man, I got in a fight with Lucy and got arrested last night. They put me in a Turtle Suit."

Dale: "Well that's probably because you were eating a squirrel by the time they found you."
by jew_bastard January 20, 2026
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Turtling

When you and a partner have a shit kink.

Your partner takes a shit on your chest but before doing so, they tease you by pushing it out but before it comes out they clench it back in.
You: Cmon babe, just shit on me!

Your partner: Not yet! I gotta finish turtling!
by m4sshysteria2009 February 12, 2026
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