damn there’s lailah and jacob
by bestiebaddie October 31, 2021
Stupid rat boy that sits in the corner of the room threatening to shoot up the school but is too pussy to go through with it.
P.S. also threatens suicide
P.S. also threatens suicide
by GooeyOoey June 24, 2019
by WigglyGhandi 12: May 29, 2019
A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.
Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.
by A Real Piece of Shit November 25, 2019
Gangster asf
Extremely right winged
Not allowed within 12 feet of children
Beware : Fragile and can break easily
Vegan (such an ick)
Hating on vapers is listed as his college sport
SC: jacob_dorman101
Extremely right winged
Not allowed within 12 feet of children
Beware : Fragile and can break easily
Vegan (such an ick)
Hating on vapers is listed as his college sport
SC: jacob_dorman101
by jacob_dorman101 August 25, 2023
Someone who believes in himself and tries to evangelize others to Christianity.
He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.
He also has lushes locks and amazing Valorant skills and loves them potatoes.
Damn that Jacob Jesus rolled up in his Rolls Royce looking like a god. He is hella fine boi and loves drinking some good ol' Earl Grey.
Name of a true slag will shag your husband and leave you with aids not to be messed with secretly a transgender called Chantelle
by Doobie6 November 18, 2019