Some weird ass 11-15 year old girls who are sexually attracted to dreamsmp members and dreamsmp members pacifically
First person:
Hey bro, did you hear a kid from our school is a dream sexual
Second person:
What a fucking weirdo, what's their name?
First person: I think it's Sofia, but I'm not sure, I've just been told it's one of the popular girls
Hey bro, did you hear a kid from our school is a dream sexual
Second person:
What a fucking weirdo, what's their name?
First person: I think it's Sofia, but I'm not sure, I've just been told it's one of the popular girls
by Solbiaka March 06, 2022
Some body or kid who’s attracted to the worst you tuber to ever exist called dream.
The person who is dream sexual also probably write fan fictions about them and dream.
The person who is dream sexual also probably write fan fictions about them and dream.
by Hemibrad August 02, 2021
A sexuality after the popular minecraft youtuber, Dream. He's apart of the DSMP (Dream survival-multiplayer) and is a person you can ''Stan'' to certain people.
This is also used to mock the LGBT community, and very disrespectful. That's why genders like MAP, Dream, etc are invalid, they're disgusting.
This is also used to mock the LGBT community, and very disrespectful. That's why genders like MAP, Dream, etc are invalid, they're disgusting.
by V/J February 26, 2022
Person 1: Hey what’s your sexuality?
Person 2: I’m dream sexual owo
Person 1: Bye! I can’t be seen with a person like you!
Person 2: I’m dream sexual owo
Person 1: Bye! I can’t be seen with a person like you!
by wooshudied January 23, 2022
Stop simping for the awful Minecraft creator dream. You don’t even know how he looks like.And he will never notice you so stop simping for him.
by wooshudied January 23, 2022
"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024
First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.
Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people
Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022