Top gun sam

Top gun sam is the kind of guy who'll be famous in like 10 years. pulls everyone and their cousin, and is probably one of the coolest dudes you'll ever meet. he gives great advise but seems a little bit sad under the surface. and he has a MASSIVE HORSE COCK

"why do i feel so horny? oh, it must be top gun sam"

by pissgargler07 December 16, 2022

Sam

May seem sweet and kind but he will break your heart in two if you let him.

Beware of Sam, he’s a player and isn’t afraid to ghost.

by Il9vejedis December 21, 2022

Sam Padoc

Bbdvbcvrdffffcfgg bgbgh :3

I love Sam Padoc !!!!!!

by Joe definer December 29, 2022

Sam mamrose

Super annoying because steals food

That guy is a Sam mamrose

by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023

The Sam Cooper Curse

Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.

Man I wouldn’t have bet on TCU tonight if I knew Sam took them. The Sam Cooper Curse strikes again.

by Gogie January 9, 2023

Sam gleason

A wack ass mf who needs approval from others to validate his existence but also makes fun of people to make people think he’s cool

Jeff: ayo who’s that fat dude that just called me fat
Dan: oh yeah that’s Sam Gleason

by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019

Sam

Sam is the type of guy who thinks he’s extremely unattractive but is in fact the exact opposite. He is extremely attractive without knowing. Also has a nice booty.

Sam has a big booty

by T-shirt October 17, 2019