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A place where parents put there children in america so adults can go to practise there shooting
Alfred: Where do you want to go tonight
Greg: maybe School?
Alfred: Yeah sure I bought a new gun yesterday so we can go test it out
by Motato_Gaming July 4, 2021
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A waste of 8 hours listening to teacher talk about their sorry ass life when they can really go suck a dick and die😘
by Gdk🥰 July 16, 2021
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School is a piece of shit that the government forces you to attend where you meet these shitfaced wannabe gangsta teenagers that think they’re funny because they called you a bitch but then when someone 4 years younger than them threaten to fight them they turn into pussies and go crying to they’re mommies.

You will have to sit in a classroom for 6 hours a day with “teachers” that are only there for the money.

Have fun 🤩
School: Prison

Online school: House arrest

PE: Courtyard time
by Your local couch potato July 17, 2021
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School is the exact definition of hell
Why is school hell all the time
by MythicMoonWolf August 1, 2021
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1) Your local government indoctrination station that you are required to go to or you will be financially and socially penalized.

The place where you are taught useless information and propaganda to be "prepared" for "Real Life" which is complete bull because no matter how many times your told "you can do anything you want if you try hard enough" you still can't be a millionaire or that famous rockstar, even if you try some things simply cannot be done (unless of course you live in the fantasy world where knowing Shakespeare and how to write "the Sun was bright" in a fancy way is practical and beneficial for being a functional human being)

2) The best song written by Nirvana, showing up as the 4th song on their album "Bleach". Best performed live although the studio version is kickass too!
1) person one: ughh, school is such a nightmare, I'm given hours of homework learning useless things which will never benefit me later on in life, not to mention were all just guinea pigs being forced fed to use electronics and not think for ourselves. I swear if I hear "you can do anything" one more time I'm going to kms.

person two: omg what are you talking about, school is amazing, we learn many useful things to diversify our knowledge and to become practical citizens of our great nation, I'm studying to get a PhD in English so I can recite poems and make the world a better place.

person one: it's people like you that make life miserable, your useless degree in a useless is somehow going to make you hundreds of thousands of dollars as a tenure at some snob nose hippy college while I work in a factory and barely make enough to pay my rent.

2) My favorite Nirvana song is School because Kurt screams at the top of his lungs and plays his guitar like a man on heroin (hmm)
by SonicPunk August 9, 2021
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a torture place that makes you go through stuff you don’t wanna go through
me: i went to school today

my friend: how was it
me: torture
by ghhjjffffbnhrf August 11, 2021
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