You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!
Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza
by 4realazitgits April 18, 2021
Pizza Cloud
The place that you go after you bite into your first slice of pizza - after a hard day or a hard week - and for a moment, you can’t really hear, see or feel anything around you.
The place that you go after you bite into your first slice of pizza - after a hard day or a hard week - and for a moment, you can’t really hear, see or feel anything around you.
- So what do you want to watch tonight?
Hello…?
He-lo…?
Anyone there…?
Diana?
- Oh, sorry I didn’t hear a word you were saying. I was on my Pizza Cloud.
Hello…?
He-lo…?
Anyone there…?
Diana?
- Oh, sorry I didn’t hear a word you were saying. I was on my Pizza Cloud.
by Stivchik November 04, 2018
by Mo42 February 10, 2017
by Kimbusha January 08, 2021
When a male jizzes on a frozen pizza and returns it back to the freezer to refreeze it. Then he bakes for his friends.
by Bennyboi0026 August 07, 2021
The newly established way to describe a pizza cutter wheel or round knife. It emphasizes especially the magnificent sharp edges of a marvelous tool.
The ethymologic origin of this expression stems from French.
The ethymologic origin of this expression stems from French.
by PerfectlyBalanced June 05, 2020