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threat level mud-night

When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.
Wife to husband while driving: baby, I'm need to find a bathroom, it's threat level mud-night.
by Devil's Workshop November 23, 2017
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yo mom last night

Talking about something that happened with your mom the previous night.
Example:

Guy 1: Hey Bill guess what.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I DID YO MOM LAST NIGHT
by MilkywayGalaxy 420 September 24, 2020
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Tuesday night Amy sauce

The act of licking snatch on the first day of Amys period when flow is at max.
Please babe tell me its on tonight? This guy loves him some Tuesday night Amy sauce.
by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023
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Late-night phone sleeping

When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position
Late-night phone sleeping gave me neck cramp.
by Addicted to Baked Beans December 11, 2019
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Monday Night Football and chill

1. Similar to "Netflix and chill" but with Monday Night Football and not a thot. She knows that there are scheduled breaks for things like halftime and quarter changes, so she understands that the "chill" is implied to happen during those times.

2. Actually watching MNF whilst chilling... less preferable, but still potential for a great experience setting the groundwork for another Monday Night Football and chill, or perhaps even a Netflix and chill session.
Him: Hey, what're you doing tonight? Wanna come through for some Monday Night Football and chill?

Her: Sounds good, I heard it's another double header too!

Him: You don't say... I guess that just provides more opportunity for the chill doesn't it?
Her: Yep, see you around 650 so we can get settled before the first game starts
by RokOutKokOut October 29, 2015
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didn't even last a night

the relationship didn't last even a single night
She didn't even last a night
by Ice_lolly March 19, 2019
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New Richmond Night Light

When one simultaneously turns the lights off in a room, and pulls their scrotum over a high intensity flash light. The result is everyone in the room immediately locking eyes with your glowing orbs.
When Larry did the New Richmond Night Light, it really lit up the room.
by Kd84 April 8, 2020
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