Nick-Crider

A person who is a pedophile who lives at 1601 Lafayette St Valparaiso, IN 46383.
You can call him at [phone].

You little nick-crider.
Nick-crider touched my daughter.

by Life-Ruiner August 22, 2025

Nick A

This guy is usually a Italian guy and has a deep religious relationship to the video game character Mario. He usually isn't this smartest guy and is probably going to fail at least one class through out his life. This guy is probably likely to end up working as a plumber.

Oh god this guy is such a Nick A look at him plumbing

by dave from the gay bar May 1, 2023

Nick

A guy that has the smallest cock will fuck any ugly bitch alive and can suck dick very well

Nick sucked my dick really good last night

by Willsin September 15, 2017

Nick

Most amazing person alive. Wears monster condoms on his massive dong. All the ladies are attracted to Nicks and Nick knows it. Some believe he is the secret love child of Chuck Norris. Nick can do everything plus ultra.

Girl 1: hey Nick

Girl 2: hi Nick
Girl 3: Nick please marry me

Nick: maybe sometime later I got to destroy an astroid while riding on a tiger mad of flames.

by Boberthashtag March 19, 2019

nick belluci

a cutie with a fattie

Who is that cutie overthere?
Oh its nick belluci!

by anonymous January 18, 2021

Nick

Nick is that one guy who will notice when you are not ok. He will hold your hand at the perfect moment. He will listen to you cry and make you feel better after. He gives the world's best hugs. All in all he is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is your best friend, your human diary, your world, your other half, your everything. Nick's are the best.

Hey you know my best friend?
Nick?
Ya. He is the BEST!

by itz_me_bitch June 3, 2019

Nick

An absolute retard with the smallest cock known to man. Scientist have called it a medical marvel and have been studying it his entire life. Nick's are also prone to driving slammed Chevy's that look like absolute shit while yelling "Pinche quate foo!" at any four cylinder that passes him. Overall, a Nick is an absolute retard with a small cock to match his puny ass truck.

(Sees a ugly gay slammed chevy drive by) "Oh look! It's the local retard, Nick!"

by Gooner Boy January 26, 2024