Michael Kors 

Doing lines or bumps of molly and ketamine at the same time

user1: Who wants to Michael kors?!
user2: I'm more of a Marc Jacobs girl

Michael Kors by HCNR October 2, 2016

Michael Jackson 

Said HeHe whilst penetrating young boys with his penis up their arse

You such a Michael Jackson
Meaning your a nonce basically

Michael Jackson by MjfanHeHe April 15, 2019

Michael Erik Anthony King 

The most amazing MAN in the world, loved more than words can describe by a girl who live to far. He is kind, loving, handsome, and doesn't realize how loved he is, <3

Felly Foo is in love with Michael Erik Anthony King.

Michael Erik Anthony King by ailiFce rneWga August 31, 2011

Michael Hui 

A basketball player that likes to shoot in an inordinate way. This way of shooting can be referred to as "fried rice shooting style".

He's a Michael Hui kind of basketball player. He sucks.

Michael Hui by Dean Kim April 4, 2011

Michael Kenneth Cramer

A god damn idiot.

Bro, don't be such a Michael Kenneth Cramer.

Michael Kenneth Cramer by fasdhgoasdihgal3e September 29, 2011

Michael Amount 

mahy-kuhl uh-mount

Noun

1. The absolute perfect amount of something.

Guy 1: Ugh. Those damn freshman try too hard to be funny. I mean, sometimes you need to stop. When no one laughs, that means IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Guy 2: What about that other guy in the class?
Guy 1: Oh you mean the only senior in that class?
Guy 2: Yeah, he is funny. But the Michael Amount.
Guy 1: That guy is funny, but you can tell he doesn't try too hard.

Michael Amount by Alfredo Kun October 16, 2011

Michael Andrew Johnson

The cutest, most caring guy you will ever meet. He loves comics, superheros and ninja turtles but in a totally awesome, adorable way. He will take care of you no matter what and will always be by your side.

Michael Andrew Johnson is the best boyfriend ever!

Michael Andrew Johnson by Janabkksbwhuxuis September 5, 2013