Life Lag

When you space out for roughly two seconds, long enough to forget what you were doing. This is sometimes preceded by daydreaming and followed by weird stares from friends when you look around trying to figure out where you are.

Rob: Why is Steve just sitting there?

Micheal: He's got life lag.

(Gets up and flicks Steve)

Steve: Holy--What? (Steve looks around)

by MattSwan14 December 5, 2009

Life eater

someone who is mean, and eats people lives or ruins them

person 1: omg she totally just left me wihtout saying bye
person 2: what a life eater

by jayteenig August 18, 2010

life chats

A low key hook up.

George and Emma were having life chats in the closet.

by DavetheMan March 1, 2015

niko's life

pointless

niko's life sucks and is pointless

by ohlordyme23 March 7, 2016

My life

A joke

What's so funny

My life

by Whatevennn March 31, 2017

My life

A joke

How's your life going
My life is a joke

by jthebibarel April 7, 2017

My life

absolutely falling apart in every way whatsoever

I want to die. My life is shit.

by frogmama45 April 10, 2017