Kevin Cooke

The act of tongue-punching someone’s fart box in order to clean it out and prevent infection.

We were camping and I had to poop but had no tp, so my friend Kevin Cooked my bhole to clean it out

by Sonej oderfla April 1, 2021

Kevining It

What it's called when someone is participating in predator/pedophile activities specifically involving the religion "Kevinism"

Joseph: Yo dude did you hear that John started kevining it?
Carl: What the hell I never thought he'd do that he has kids!

by TheNogg October 14, 2025

kevin

a dude with a 1inch on soft 1.5 on hard

kevin is smoll penis

by thatgayblackdude October 10, 2021

kevin

the name of a person who 1. is a bit of a meme lord, 2. is a biiig liverpool fan, 3. dabs way to much 4. is a good friend

Kevin screamed at the tv yesterday as he watched the liverpool match against manchester united

by mayarod February 19, 2017

kevin

kevin is literally an angel, so perfect, yet so gentle, i love him, i really do, his last name, i would love to have it someday, maybe even mix my last name and his together.

me: kevin is the love of my life

by lianakg33 June 6, 2022

Kevin

Kevin has such a great car. Kevin drives a modified Honda Civic. He also spends all his paychecks on his modified Honda Civic. Kevin loves his modified Honda Civic.

Random Girl: OMG it's Kevin!
Simon: How do you know?
Random Girl: He's in a modified Honda Civic

by Guilav September 13, 2022

Kevin

A plush panda living in Oslo and who likes beeing cuddled. He also enjoys staring at people in the night with a cheeky smile. Kevin was born in Texas, U.S., but is used to travel a lot. He can easily fit in a suitecase, just needs a few holes to breath.

Welcome to Oslo Kevin!

by Rabbit&Panda November 7, 2017