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Hand job

When a girl rubs a guys cock for pleasure
Cindy gave the handjob. It was so good that i ate her out ,but her mom found us.Luckly her mom and dad joined us.
by bla bla December 6, 2003
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ear job

sick ur dick in sumones ear and cum
jeremy just gave me an ear job, wtf!
by skinner576 January 9, 2006
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bunt job

an act of fellatio peformed to someone having a dump in the bog
1. give me a bunt job
2. i hate having a shit and getting a bunt job during it
3. i like getting bunt jobs the only time i get head given to me
4. its sick to get bunt jobs
5. a bunt job fuck off
by lucas bolton April 24, 2006
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Steve Job

A soon-to-be released Apple product. The Steve Job, or iJob, is plugs into the usb port of a computer and acts somewhat like a combination of a mouse and a fleshlight. The Steve Job is planned for release in November 2012.
Two cores in the Steve Job deliver up to two times more power and up to seven times faster. And you’ll feel the effects. Fast. The Steve Job is quick and responsive, which makes all the difference when you’re launching browsing the web, and doing just about everything. And no matter what you’re doing, you can keep on doing it. Because the A5 chip is so power-efficient, Steve Job has outstanding battery life.
by Apple Steve Job October 13, 2011
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Real Job

noun: labor intensive employment in manufacturing and service industries, often defined as blue collar.
Pappy says coal mining Is a “real job” and that computers are for pansies.

Pappy is dying from the black lung, but he still has to show up at his “real job” everyday.
by CommonCents 13 April 21, 2020
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Rob-job

The sexual act of defacating into your partners anus either directly or using some form of tubing. Originated by a sexual pioneer named Rob and his dear mother.
The woman cleaned the shit off her ass after getting a Rob-job.
by Edbu September 15, 2008
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home job

An unprofessional, usually dodgy, modification or fix done at home. Generally looks crappy.
Yeah, it's a bit of a home job
by shiny1s August 29, 2010
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