First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."
by Zarathud September 10, 2012
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Get the free tap fridaymug. An attached, unheated garage in northern climates that, during the winter months, is used to cold-store large quantities of beer that are too big to fit in the regular refrigerator.
May also be used to store large food items, such as a whole turkey, possum, armadillo, packaged deer meat or large pot of soup that are too big for the regular refrigerator.
May also be used to store large food items, such as a whole turkey, possum, armadillo, packaged deer meat or large pot of soup that are too big for the regular refrigerator.
Dude 1: Oh man, there is no more beer in the fridge!
Dude 2: There's plenty more out in the Free Refrigerator - and grab a couple Bambi Burgers while you're out there so we can make a snack.
Dude 2: There's plenty more out in the Free Refrigerator - and grab a couple Bambi Burgers while you're out there so we can make a snack.
by Frostymugofsuds January 9, 2010
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Get the Rent freemug.