Definition:
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Used to describe someone who is not only physically late but also mentally slow to catch up or understand what’s going on. They miss the moment and the point.
Friend 1: “Did you see Josh just asked what the assignment is? We turned it in yesterday.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
Friend 2: “Yeah, man’s five minutes and five brains late.”
by MJ cool June 9, 2025
Get the Five minutes and five brains latemug. Practicing the mushroom microdosing protocol suggested by mycologist, Paul Stamets, of five days on, two off.
by jetpants April 30, 2020
Get the five-twoingmug. 
We are human beings like fingers. One-handed fingers are all fingers, but their shape and size are different. The way humans think is different, though they are all human beings.
Every man likes to marry with a woman who resembles his mother, but not every man thinks like this; or we can say, five fingers are brothers, but they are not equal.
by HADASH July 31, 2017
Get the five fingers are brothers, but they are not equal.mug. So Basically its when two people go in front of eachother raise their hands up and... NAH FUCK THIS SHIT...WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP HIGH FIVE, READ. A. FUCKING. BOOK.
by Playpossum July 16, 2020
Get the High Fivemug. Five North is a rock band formed by Tyler Posey and Kyle Murphy. The two hail from Santa Clarita, CA just off the 5 freeway (hence Five North). With pop-punk and rock backing the influence… and close friend John Feldmann behind the sound, they take a “no ceiling” approach to the writing process and end with songs that sound like “whatever the f**k we want”. aka a band with fucking hot people
by sc0tt mcc411 June 5, 2020
Get the five northmug. When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.
Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
by Hamsir October 8, 2022
Get the Five Finger Death Punchmug.