Ethan Bruwer

Ethan Bruwer -completely perfect in every way and should be treated so

Ethan Bruwer-
Randy; hey do you know Ethan
Some other guy: yes he is like Jesus but better

by lol not ethan lol January 30, 2021

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Ethan
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noun
1. a male given name: from a Hebrew word meaning “strength.”

Which is ironic given the fact that the only Ethan I ever knew was TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ THE AD OR EVEN GOOGLE THE SIMPLEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET!!

My Craigslist Ad: 1974 Men's Stainless Steel Rolex Submariner Watch with a 8 inch bracelet. Inherited this from my grandfather who recently passed. - $18,000.

Ethan: I'm interested in the watch. Can you tell me if it's gold or stainless steel? also, what model is it? Is it newer, because it looks new in the picture. Would you take $400 for it?

Never. Ever. Be an Ethan.

by Barry McCaulkinner April 19, 2023

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I could easily go home on a night out with an Ethan raaaahh he is very easy ont eh eyes icons stare into those brown eyes for infinitey without even blinking 😉

Ethan is a hot specimen

by Pedoff hileee June 26, 2021

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Ethan Goodwin

This is a man that chases dreams and people with the lack of true perception, leaving his intentions all but a distant thought. He will control his actions all to impress the alphas in which surround him. Ethan Goodwin lacks finesse in the mating season which leaves him depressed between the sun rising and setting. The properties to his characteristics leave him with expectations far higher than what’s attainable and his single status is prolonging each and every day

Hi, Do you know how I can become extremely very cool?

I don’t know man, ask Ethan Goodwin

by Blondy123 May 30, 2020

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