someone who tells little girls that they make him horny, and wanks off to everything. i would run before its too late, except he might make you love him, in which he will then friend-zone you and un-add you.
Aoife- Charlotte, Ethan just unadded me and straight after his favourite son came on (self control- frank ocean)
Charlotte- its fine he was old, horny and bold anyways.
Charlotte- its fine he was old, horny and bold anyways.
by tspmosmiclfr March 24, 2025
Get the Ethanmug. A CUNT who I am honoured to call my best friend. He's so funny and hot and awesome and I love being around him so if you're an Ethan and you're reading this, haaaaai you share a name with the most incredible boy in the world
by sillyboy14 February 12, 2024
Get the Ethanmug. by SteveTheGamer135 February 23, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a type of person who has trouble trusting people and has a small group of friends. he likes to listen to music a lot and drinks energy drinks 24/7. But when his friends try to get him to open up he closes up even more. ethan has some mental issues and will shut you out when things get unberable but hes secretly sooooo sweet and genuinely loves to cuddle randomly and won't say what hes truely feeling because its embarrising.
person: dude whats up with Ethan lately
person 2: idk i thinks hes just been going through some stuff lately
person 3: yk mabye this time he'll finally tell us whats bothering him so much
person 2: idk i thinks hes just been going through some stuff lately
person 3: yk mabye this time he'll finally tell us whats bothering him so much
by Jamal_isetanzzz April 29, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. 
There were a lot of Ethan friends at the cemetery.
Ethan so old, he was born before his parents.
Ethan so old, even death has to commission 3 different volunteers
Ethan so old, he saw Malavika thin
Ethan so old, he was born before his parents.
Ethan so old, even death has to commission 3 different volunteers
Ethan so old, he saw Malavika thin
by Tz13-onSpecialClass August 19, 2023
Get the Ethanmug.