ducks crossed

If you have your Ducks in a row then you have complete composure and can make sure things run smoothly.
If your ducks are crossed, then you are mixing up details and making mistakes.

To confuse details of one thought with another.

Sorry about that, I had multiple requests up and got my ducks crossed.

by SpikeSan October 5, 2018

California Crosseye

One who smears jiffy on their gooch, preferably creamy, and lets their partner and one other animal (doesn't matter what) lick it while they stare at them both with a blank crosseyed stare.

I was backpacking through California and my wife and I met a friendly wild boar. I took the peanut butter off the sandwiches and as a reward gave myself a California Crosseye instead

by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019

Washington crossing the delaware

When hitting a parter from behind, the person swings their leg up onto the neck of the receiving partner. The position should be similar to that of the president’s famous painting on that chilly December night.

Accidentally broke her neck when I switched into Washington crossing the Delaware last night

by Chenny kesney May 20, 2019

Dirty crossbone

Bone thats been passed around secretly so many times

I had a dirty crossbone for a night and it was so awesome!
I want it again! 🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷

by Fredsky June 10, 2019

peachtree crossing apartments

Peachtree crossing apartments was created by Harold wright Peavy then sold to his daughter Marie wright Peavy simar who married lane Christopher simar after the two got divorced Marie wright Peavy simar sold the apartments to lane Christopher simar who is now the owner and does a great job running Peachtree crossing apartments in Byron Georgia

I just moved into Peachtree crossing apartments

by aussie simar July 15, 2019

Avonlea Crossing

A neighborhood for rich white people in Suwanee, Georgia.

Zach: What neighbor do u live in

Will: ughh Avonlea Crossing

by DDDDADDY69 March 27, 2019

ms.crosson

A dumb bitch that doesn’t know how to grade properly and make her test match the homework.

Taylor: Aye bro who you got next hour.

James: Oh I got Ms.Crosson next.....I don’t wanna go.

Taylor: Yea she can be a real coon sometimes.

by Foxhowl November 27, 2019