A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
P2: that is such a christian baby
by Gummy34 January 5, 2024
Get the Christian babymug. A stupid fuck and a dumbass that jerks his shit until he can’t stop.Always try’s to fuck his own sister with a small ass dick.
by anonymous June 3, 2025
Get the Christianmug. Toxic Christianity is the Bible’s own “toxic masculinity”. It’s basically the large and problematic group of christians (usually named Karen, or Sharol/some other shit like that) that think they are better than everyone because they live under “tHe GuiDaNcE oF gOd”. They will not hesitate to spout bible verses at you and shame you for being anything other than Christian.
Person 1: “Dude! Did you hear that Sharol was shaming insert name here for being agnostic?
Person 2: “That’s Toxic Christianity!”
Person 2: “That’s Toxic Christianity!”
by ChristiansAreAnnoyingAF May 4, 2022
Get the Toxic christianitymug. by OBTwice April 8, 2019
Get the Pull a Christianmug. by Sigmalord June 6, 2024
Get the Samuel Christian Santosmug. An all male private high school in Lincroft New Jersey. A school that opens up many possibilities and has very awesome and good looking students. Amazing at sports and very smart students and teachers.
by madanotlimah January 26, 2021
Get the Christian Brothers Academymug. by kleinschrxth December 24, 2019
Get the Christianmug.