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The Rules of Being Tall

1.) Everyone shorter than you is a short person
2.) If a short person is struggling to reach an elevated item you are not allowed to offer help
3.) If a short person requests your assistance in obtaining said elevated item you are legally required to oblige
4.) The weather up here is nice
5.) You are afraid of ceiling fans
6.) Ignoring rule five is punishable by death
7.) You are allowed to say "can you put your seat up" at any time
Jesse Hows the weather up there Payson?
Payson Chill 69 degrees.
Jesse The Rules of Being Tall do say the weather is nice
by TheExtraName February 10, 2021
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SUPREME BeJrooOOm BEING

THE GomightyBjis of The LIVING BeJrooOOm the ONE THAT is better then the otherS better in POWER AND THE BeJrOOoomun BeiNG's HISTORY of knowledge and wisdom RULER and INVENTOR OF ALL BeJrOOoomun BEING's AND rELBJALOOD rELBJALUD RELBJrALOOD RELBJrALUD RULER OF THE LIVING BeJrooOOmS AND THE No LIFE BeJrooOOmS.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I am THE SUPREME BeJrooOOM BEING of all BeJrOOoomun BeiNG's AND RELBJrALOOD.BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
by LONNIE BJ April 22, 2021
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Not worthy of being on this story

basically when y’all just aren’t fun enough or seem fun enough to be on this story
she was so not worthy of being on this story
by @heyyloser April 29, 2021
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An extremely strange human being

One who is different from others, and is found quite strange. An extremely strange human being is sometimes called a raven.
Look at that Raven over there, they seem to be picking their nose, they are an extremely strange human being
by popcornidiot May 10, 2021
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Supreme BeJroooomun Being

Gomightybjis gomightydjis. The ruler and creator of all BeJrooOOMUN BEINGS muns and womuns and rELBJRALOOD and RELBJRALUD and akfrubeils. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙
I invented and made and created the Supreme BeJrooOOMUN BEING. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.
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thank you for being quiet

sarcastically used when people are not quiet
thank you for being quiet
by Le sluug November 8, 2021
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