A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis! This is not the place for a Beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

A Beef Wellington

Taking a gnarly shit during a urinary analysis proctored exam on purpose.

God Damnit Sargent, you know better! The sign clearly stated urinary analysis not a beef Wellington!

by Dirty Contractor August 12, 2022

West Virginia Beef Log

The male shits on the recipient's vagina and pushes it in. Then proceeds to have intercourse. After the man ejaculates, the recipient is forced to blow the load of shit and semen out of her vagina.

I totally gave your Nana a mean West Virginia Beef Log

by Mrbeefy090 March 14, 2016

Beef Schliszim

The act of eating beef or any product from a cow in an unexpected way or place.

John was eating beef in India that was a total Beef schliszim he pulled.

by Beef Schliszim June 12, 2018

Beef crumble

When a girl has discharge clumps on her pussy

"I ate her out but didn't realize she had beef crumble:

by sksksksoofoofoof March 26, 2023

Beef Wellington

Having sex with someone who has a yeast infection while wearing a condom.

My girl and I last night did a beef Wellington.

by Z&Ccorpertaion July 30, 2022

beef bath

when a man has a fuckfest with obese men in a hot storage locker

officer there is a beef bath in progress

by rey skywalker December 17, 2020