beef mallet

Large meaty penis

Last night that slut went so hard she yarfed all over my beef mallet

by Lemuuu October 14, 2019

Beef

A straight person's sudden urge to find gay sex. Commonly used as slang in public settings by other males. Sometimes used as reassurance just to make sure the person is really looking for some homo action.

Ty: "what the fuck are you looking at punk? you got beef"
Ken: "i never thought you would ask, lets go have sex in the bushes".

by joe phuck May 14, 2016

roast beef party

a roast beef party is a party where one girl takes on multiple guys at once & her vaginal area starts to look like roast beef

Hey are you going to the roast beef party later tonight?

by roastbeefpussy December 13, 2017

beef quorum

When multiple dudes are interested in the same lady.

When Lisa walked into the club, all the dudes turned to look... It was a total beef quorum

by Beefy Gurl February 16, 2019

Beef

The Act of having some type of problem or argument towards someone who is awesome-er than the person who currently is the holder of beef.

"Bro! why are you screaming at me?! You got beef!"

by Luis1angel July 16, 2013

Pocket beef

A beefy snack kept in one's pocket for on-the-go snacking.

He was never seen in public without some pocket beef.

by Brockolly November 30, 2022

Kerela beef

What Malayalam people claim is buffalo but is an excuse for them to go against their religion and eat beef.

Hi my name is raj and I love eatng kerela beef

by Abdul Paadistan karolil March 26, 2020