Band mid

Autocorrect made me do this.

nO gOoGLe, BanD KiD nOt BaNd MiD

by bandmids April 22, 2023

Band

A place in middle and high school where cults are formed, friendships (and instruments) made and broken, and the source of the band director's greatest pride (but also their least favorite place in the world).

Band kid: hey, I'm going to the band room during lunch. Wanna join?
Non-band kid: sure

*enters band room*

Band room:
Non-band kid:
Non-band kid: *passes out*
Band kid: *shrugs and joins the percussionists sacrificing a clarinet*

by toastyum May 2, 2023

Band kid

A rlly lame loser. Even worse if they’re named Scout 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Michael: “yeah at least I’m not a band kid tho”
Amelia: “bro ur way too cool to be a band kid (🤢)”

by dopeorchkid😎😎 May 18, 2023

backdoor lunchbox

Oral ministrations of a lady on hands and knees, rear in the air, proffered like an open, old-school work lunchbox, usually with the main course in the lower section, and something special up top.

She offered me her backdoor lunchbox and, unable to decide between top or bottom, i ate both.

by Nostrovio May 20, 2023

Band kid

A ton of band kids are pretty fucking chill, but the other handful of kids are fucking annoying as shit, and there probaly gingers too 😔.

Brendan is such an annoying band kid.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Band aid food

Food that you use as a “band aid” to feel better when you’re upset.

“I deserve some band aid food after all this bullshit”
“You wanna go get some band aid food?”

by Santa Muerte June 19, 2023

Backdoor marketer

A Persina that sells product illegal or behind closed doors

I bought that birking bag from backdoor marketer

by BACKDOOR Marketer July 3, 2023