Apple iPhone 176200277

Apple iPhone 176200277

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by [ Deleted User ] April 12, 2022

apple

Overpriced

The new book Apple made costs about $300, I think I'll pass

by Madcap_ November 15, 2016

ass apple

A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.

A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"

FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.

by hodgepodger January 22, 2021

crying apple

An apple that feels pain and cries when told that it isn’t a nice colour

The red and yellow apple became a crying apple when may called it a terrible name

by Anonymous1019181716 March 22, 2021

Apple

A Native North American who has red skin but projects personality characteristics and societal values more commonly associated with Caucasian people.
The Injun equivalent of the term "Oreo" as when directed toward black people.

Jim Manybeers, "Clayton said he's not drinking today. He's going to church with his wife and doesn't want to be hung over at work tomorrow."
Elvis Yellowfeet, "What a fkn apple."

by Haggis MacPhreedom December 10, 2020

apple david

Apple David is when your vehicle stinks so bad that cops wont approach and give you a ticket

Sorry about the smell officer. I got these Apple Davids

by Professor DickDown July 2, 2022

Apple

An apple is a fruit, but also a company that makes phones. Thier phones are about as smart as an apple.

(Don’t fel offended by this, it is only a joke)

Apple fans be like:
Oh my god! A new phone model! *Buys it egen though it costs more than you should ever pay for a phone*
What they are thinking:
It is the same s**t as the last model, but i buy it anyways.

by Darth Meme November 24, 2019