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BEEF-STATS!
an all-american defender.
OR
a pale tall kid.
me: Hey Beef-Stats!!!!
b-s: STFU!
by untitled1234678987654 March 21, 2008
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Beef

A beef is someone you call your bestfriend. Instead of saying bff or bestfriend, you would call them Beef.

Other nicknames are Beef chicken or Beef jerky.
Hey beef chicken!!”

friend: “BAKAW”
by mybestfriendismybeef November 30, 2023
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Beef pong

Similar to beer pong but only played with 3 cups, women with large labia's (beef curtains) shoot a ping pong ball out of their snatch in the cup. When a cup is made the nonshooter must drink the beer out of the cup with the ball still in the cup. First women to make all 3 cups is declared the winner.
We are going to that dirty strip club in Bend to watch some girls play, Beef Pong. You in?
by Alonzo_J30 May 11, 2016
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heating the beef

The act of stimulating the penis to ejaculation, whether that be self induced or by the actions of others.
Hey babe, what do you think about heating the beef for me tonight?
by beefcheeser May 12, 2023
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beef comb

The act of making your way through your girlfriends jungle, exploring for that coochie, being courageous for that coochie.
No true man is afraid to beef comb.
by Thenibbler March 8, 2025
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Beef

When a fart gets stuck between your buttcheeks and creeps up through the front of the genitals. Equivalent to a male queef, a beef.
Steven: "Man, I've been beefing all day after my workout"
Jennifer : "Now you know how it feels to queef"
by Kountrackula December 28, 2022
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