Fuck Monkey Butt

When your so desperate that you will fuck anything, including a monkey

Jacob: God damn, I need someone to fuck
Kris: Why not fuck a monkey?
Jacob: what and be a Fuck Monkey Butt? No way...
Kris: I did...

by Jellotin Desert September 6, 2009

fuck-mergency

Fuck-mergency - a situation in which fucking immediately is neccessary to prevent imminent doom

"There's no time! Just take off your pants! This is a fuck-mergency!"

by Rouge3456701 July 8, 2022

fucking tramp

refers to a dirty pig who will not just shut their big fat gob.

fucking tramps may also be known as ‘street rats’ and can be found at your local corner shop.

“she’s a fucking tramp.”

by killyourself. April 29, 2022

Doctor Fuck-Up

Skylar Crosslane

Call doctor fuck-up to get him out of bed, he over drink again

by Mplmmount November 17, 2023

Congratu-fucking-lations

A sarcastic expression used when someone’s emotional manipulation, chaos, or victim-playing leads to a complete mess, and somehow you end up looking like the bad guy. Used when the “win” the fight, ruin the vibe, or drag the situation into drama… and your left pissed, exhausted, and slow-clapping in disbelief.

Coined by Grayson Flitcroft May 20th, 2025

“Oh, you turned breakfast and a nap into a full meltdown and I’m now the villain. Congratu-fucking-lations.”

You pushed every button I had, then got sad when I finally reacted. Congratu-fucking-lations.”

by FlittyTheJackHammer May 20, 2025

thats fucked

one of the most versatile responses ever, and basically just another way of saying thats messed up or that sucks.

Mike- yo im gonna be late to the party
Tyler- thats fucked

Lucas- yo my dad passed away bro
peter- thats fucked

by bruhfuark May 23, 2023

Fuck Boi

A Fuck Boi is someone who commonly shops at Nike, and believe themselves to be ‘Top Shit’. A Fuck Boi is a player of the highest caliber, they are in it for the sex rather than the people. They are certainly more than the common douche bag.

Example of Fuck Boi
Fuck Boi: I’m a gift bestowed on humanity.
Any sane person: Yeah more like a git bestowed on humanity.

Example of how to use Fuck Boi
Girl 1: Kevin such a man whore.
Girl 2: No Steve’s a man whore Kevin is a Fuck Boi.

by An over enthusiastic Turtle June 30, 2018