When someone puts a dent in your personal funds because they are a financial burden or they are a gold digging whore
Dan- "I really feel my new girlfriend wants to fuck me soon it's our tenth date but my 14 year old daughter is always there needing money for the mall "
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"
by Frugal Dan June 29, 2017
Get the fuck you in the walletmug. A name that describes men, after women who don’t wanna take accountability for their actions and end up getting their feels hurt.
Katie told Wilma that John was a Fuck Boy because he hadn’t called her since he hit it even though she had stressed him out the whole 2 months prior.
by MoHamNoPork August 14, 2018
Get the Fuck Boymug. 
When you need to get out of your slump, so you take that level 2 and knock her out just to remember what it's like to score.
by DaveInSoCal July 21, 2023
Get the Slump Fuckmug. 
by Liam12334533 January 9, 2022
Get the I’d fuck a bugmug. When your spouse knows you’ve eaten too much lasagne and knows you won’t say yes to sex, but offers it like they’re keen
Spouse: touches your belly “do you want a fuck?
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
You: “goddammit I’ve eaten way too much lasagne, get your hand off my belly”
Spouse: “don’t say I never offer”
You thinking: shit, I just got the lasagne fuck offer
by GingerPubes115 February 26, 2019
Get the Lasagne Fuck Offermug.