Fuck up

It wasn't a mistake for you, you were jealous because more attractive women than you ever could have pulled showed up thinking you were me, so you lied and raped them. You thought you were better and now that it us clear that you are not you want to call it a mistake but it ISN'T that.

Hym "It's not a fuck up. You didn't fuck up, you kids yourself and got a bunch of people's kids killed with you. It's over."

by Hym Iam December 18, 2025

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Fuck-finding

Fuck-finding is a term used in the Swinging community. It is where one half of a couple auditions another potential playmate, with a view to inviting them into future three, four or moresomes.

Darling, my fuck-finding mission this morning was a complete success. She’s keen to meet us next weekend.

by Darren and Cath December 19, 2025

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Fucking the dog

Nefie expression

To be caught doing something which is worse than doing nothing at all.

South Parks 'Uncle fucker', while more American has a similar meaning.

A) Where's Carl?

B)The boss is with a client and he's out back fucking the dog.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

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Two dogs fucking

Horrifically bad aboriginal joke. I've heard twice in my life, and once too many

Mafia term
Two unmade men fuck eachother up, into a Mademan 'status'

Also, dog-fuck. (nasty, and so wrong your life is over when every one finds out)

When I left the teepee... that's why you are called Two dogs fucking.

by Modern Women December 19, 2025

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