A task only a father can do the right way.
Tasks might include: packing the car, cutting the lawn, loading the dishwasher, etc...
Tasks might include: packing the car, cutting the lawn, loading the dishwasher, etc...
"Dave is such a cool guy and a great father. I'm sure he would beat me at any Dad Task known to man."
by MacGyver McGoo September 2, 2021

by Hey carla March 22, 2020

by pagenotfound March 30, 2022

Dad: Son, come here
Son: Ok what is OH NO NOT THE BASEMENT
Dad: Yes, u have done something ILLEGAL U LITTLE SHIT
Son: Ok what is OH NO NOT THE BASEMENT
Dad: Yes, u have done something ILLEGAL U LITTLE SHIT
by Ur mom gay. February 25, 2020

a piece of shit, feces, fecal matter, garbage, or waste. they normally don't care about your feelings instead care about having a "perfect child" because they are selfish.
by daed meat February 1, 2021

Guy at the gym-“Damn, those are some gnarly dad wings!”
Your dad- “Yeah, I gotta do some aerobics to burn it off”
Your dad- “Yeah, I gotta do some aerobics to burn it off”
by TheGrandMansa June 8, 2021

the ultimate dead beat dad
who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities
"He's your father" -Dante
who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities
"He's your father" -Dante
by Nero Sparda July 25, 2022
