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Dad Task

A task only a father can do the right way.

Tasks might include: packing the car, cutting the lawn, loading the dishwasher, etc...
"Dave is such a cool guy and a great father. I'm sure he would beat me at any Dad Task known to man."
by MacGyver McGoo September 2, 2021
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Dad

A mythological creature who seems to dissapear its reproduces
Yeah my dad left when i was 3 but im not mad cuz he will come back
by Hey carla March 22, 2020
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Dad

Dad:

Son: please come back dad i miss you
by pagenotfound March 30, 2022
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Dad

Dad: Son, come here
Son: Ok what is OH NO NOT THE BASEMENT
Dad: Yes, u have done something ILLEGAL U LITTLE SHIT
by Ur mom gay. February 25, 2020
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Dad

a piece of shit, feces, fecal matter, garbage, or waste. they normally don't care about your feelings instead care about having a "perfect child" because they are selfish.
fuck off dad no one loves you go fuck a raccoon or something you literal piece of garbage.
by daed meat February 1, 2021
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dad wings

The fat that overhangs from the front of your dad’s stomach like two baby’s butt cheeks
Guy at the gym-“Damn, those are some gnarly dad wings!”
Your dad- “Yeah, I gotta do some aerobics to burn it off
by TheGrandMansa June 8, 2021
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Dead Beat Dad

Vergil the Main Antagonist
of the Devil May Cry franchise.
the ultimate dead beat dad

who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities

"He's your father" -Dante
by Nero Sparda July 25, 2022
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