snake

danger noodle

p1:oh damn thats a snake
p2:nope thats a danger noodle

by asimplelass February 9, 2023

Duplicitous snake

People who pretend they love you; badmouth you to those close to you behind your back; ruin your life whilst apologising for doing so; keep saying they want to break up but refusing to leave when you try to get them to. Synonyms: Bjorn Peter Alan; Russell

Do not be a duplicitous snake to her!

by Opsq November 2, 2023

Snake

Someone who betray your trust. They usually pretend to care for you in your face but will talk about you to everyone behind your back.

“His wife sleeps with men and begs for him to forgive her.” Only to do it again! This type of person is a snake and will ruin your life then blame you!

by CrazyTeeMama December 18, 2023

Snake-tonguing

When a women shits with a thong on and it splits down the middle like a snake tongue.

The stripper started snake-tonguing whilst performing

by Manscaped72 December 21, 2023

food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come get a load of this food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023

food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come check out this giant food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023

cum snake

A cum snake is ejaculated semen in a body of water.

I went for a surf and saw a 7 metre Great Whute Cum Snake in the ocean.

by cum snake December 29, 2023