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Smoke's Law

A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.
" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "
by Ksmoke January 14, 2016
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Smoke Detector Bird

A small imaginary creature that makes loud noises and wakes people up.
Matt- "That smoke detector bird sounds hungry?"

Brad-"Don't worry hunter will feed him soon. Can't cook without burning food"
by BigDog9 April 22, 2017
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red smoking dragon

Its where you pump a load into his ir her mouth while smacking the back of his or her head causing cum to shoot out thier nose while having a nosebleed.
Charlie sheen made linsday lohan have a red smoking dragon, and now she has aids
by Jamsyboy February 2, 2017
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Smoking crack is bad

Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal
"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail."
"And smoking crack is bad."
by reddipsauce April 13, 2023
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Smoke Monkey

Another word for a black person if you cant say the n-word when addressing them
Look at those Smoke Monkeys saggin there pants and drinking 40s
by DopeDonald69 February 22, 2024
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Big smoke

a dude who on halloween night gives out anything but candy (eg toothbrushes, fruits, etc) to trick or treaters

in reference to “you picked the wrong house fool” because you did
A: Hey kids heres some toothbrushes!
B: aw man it’s a big smoke
by babosi87 November 20, 2023
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Poo smoke

Also known as fart
The gases that arise from your poo while pooping
Man My poo smoke is hella smelly today- what the hell did I eat?
by Srkarl July 9, 2020
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