by LaLaLoopsyGurl101 October 23, 2011
Get the Shmove Muffinmug. 1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"
2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"
3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"
4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"
5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."
6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"
2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"
3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"
4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"
5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."
6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"
by Wart Lips November 20, 2015
Get the toad muffinmug. "Last night, John gave me a Frosted Chocolate Muffin. Now I smell terrible!"
"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"
"You're really not getting this are you?"
"Ooh, I like chocolate muffins. Do you think John could slide me one?"
"You're really not getting this are you?"
by Ayd Off Hit Lher February 15, 2025
Get the Frosted Chocolate Muffinmug. She is indescribable but she is awe inspiring. She is lovely and she is sweet. She is the muffin shaker.
by ThatGuyOverThere,YaHim November 21, 2013
Get the muffin shakermug. When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.
by ArmoredArtichoke May 11, 2016
Get the Red Muffinmug. Should have seen this girl last night she was fine as hell looking good. Her skin-tight pants were fire. But as soon as we got naked man that muffin bluffin.
by FuckingCluck September 21, 2021
Get the Muffin Bluffinmug. A sweet, mushy, and slightly sticky brown delicacy found only in San Fernando, Chile. Alternate definition: a mild swear word used primarily in Germany and the Western United States
by poop muffin lovers May 8, 2018
Get the Poop-Muffinmug.