Do any of ye landlubbers know where i may find the next harbor?

when you're a pirate at the function trying to find where the dealer is at.

Pirate: Yaaarrrghh Matey! That be a well crafted joke! Say, do any of ye landlubbers know where i may find the next harbor?

Room of people: *awkward stare and silence*

by pessimissia June 28, 2023

In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull

Literally the best song ever wtf like how can a song be so good

*"In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull" starts playing*
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

by miistherealmvp April 14, 2021

Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter

She's beautiful, but a bitch.

Watch it, Bobby-Joe, Beulah may look calm but she's one mighty fine biter.

by fahm gurl October 9, 2003

Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation.

I shat my pants

I Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with mesothelioma you may be entitled to compensation. My pants

by Lightning Mcdouble April 4, 2021

January February March April May June July August September October November December

Why are you typing all the 12 months into urban dictionary. You are such a bored ass if you search this. Do something productive, watch Youtube, but you decide to waste your time typing all the months into urban dictionary. Congratulations, you passed as any human can be bored. This is all you accomplished.

My friend has failed an essay in english, because they were to busy searching January February March April May June July August September October November December into urb.

by tecopux October 29, 2021

Billy Mayes

man who was deaf in both ears, and felt the need to shout at his audience who were only watching him because they were too lazy to change the channel. he is now deceased due to overuse of the lungs and therefore grew into a tumor. old people will never be able to buy anything again. he now rests with his hearing aids still in.

"dude i miss Billy Mayes." "sorry what was that?"
"BUY OXYCLEAN!! IT TAKES THE TOUGH STAINS OUT!!

by wreckened liberty street February 17, 2010

Lee Mayes Theory

The Theory or practice of worshiping and believing in the fact that Lee is centre of the entire universe. Based off the shit simulation theory this actually is the correct theory of that.

I was just wondering is this the "Lee Mayes Theory"

by LEEEEEE. MAAMYYYEESSSS October 1, 2020