Lesbian son is when your a mom and you have a son who's lesbian
what is a lesbian son?
A lesbian son is a male who is obsessed with women
To all of the boyfriends out there, watch out or my lesbian son will steal your girl
what is a lesbian son?
A lesbian son is a male who is obsessed with women
To all of the boyfriends out there, watch out or my lesbian son will steal your girl
by kidsaretasty September 10, 2020
Get the Lesbian Sonmug. A niche but potent subgenre of chapstick lesbian characterized by soft masculinity/futch energy, trauma, and a constant state of intellectual and nutritional collapse. She’s tired, malnourished, mildly radioactive (in spirit), and knows too much about both poetry and nuclear fallout.
Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.
Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.
Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.
Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.
Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
She's chain-smoking by the train tracks reading Death in Venice. God, I think I just spotted a Chernobyl lesbian in the wild.
by Raquiesha July 14, 2025
Get the Chernobyl lesbianmug. The action in which a man realizes, or is told, a women he is attracted to is a lesbian.
(I'm a lesbian don't attack me)
(I'm a lesbian don't attack me)
Guy 1: "She's so hot"
Guy 2: "You mean Lillian? You know she's a lesbian, right?"
Guy 1: "huh? No I didn't."
Guy 3: "Man talk about Lesbian Letdown amiright?"
Guy 2: "You mean Lillian? You know she's a lesbian, right?"
Guy 1: "huh? No I didn't."
Guy 3: "Man talk about Lesbian Letdown amiright?"
by Defnotdrista June 5, 2022
Get the Lesbian Letdownmug. You Are A Lesbian!
Lily: I Ship You And Jack You Are A Cute Couple!
Katherine: I Am A Lesbian Bitch..?
Lily: I Ship You And Jack You Are A Cute Couple!
Katherine: I Am A Lesbian Bitch..?
by Lovely Lovely! November 23, 2021
Get the Lesbianmug. A boomerang gay/lesbian 🪃 is someone who engages in flirtatious behaviour then disappears to play the field/hoe face around and then tries to come back to you like a boomerang (once they potentially feel like worthless and shitty about themselves).
It stems from a Chinese proverb 好馬不吃回頭草.
This translates into "A Good Horse Will Never Return to Graze on Grass that It Has Already Passed by." - A Chinese Proverb or similarly, “Grass isn’t always Greener”
So don’t accept that return boomerang. They lost their chance :)
It stems from a Chinese proverb 好馬不吃回頭草.
This translates into "A Good Horse Will Never Return to Graze on Grass that It Has Already Passed by." - A Chinese Proverb or similarly, “Grass isn’t always Greener”
So don’t accept that return boomerang. They lost their chance :)
Joe is such a messy boomerang gay, he’s trying to slide in my DMs again after disappearing for weeks to date/hoe around.
Kelly has a tendency to be a boomerang gay/lesbian, so don’t put all your eggs in one basket
Kelly has a tendency to be a boomerang gay/lesbian, so don’t put all your eggs in one basket
by Tristan le July 10, 2023
Get the Boomerang gay/lesbianmug. Legit the best porn ever. And if your a cis man watching it your fucking nasty it’s for girls only while we mastrubate to it
by Lesbian bitch 101 February 15, 2024
Get the Lesbian pornmug. Orfeas and Christina. Proud lesbians. They love sex and int. They even doing sex at the ceiling like Spiderman does.
by Supporting LGBTQ community November 20, 2021
Get the proud lesbiansmug.