Scummy fog hat

A Sweaty hat that your friend shit in and blew a cloud of vape in

Remember when you’re homie put on my scummy fog hat!?

by Spoogs August 30, 2018

National no hat day

Boys and girls this one is for you. Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend that just wears hats all the time and it’s annoying? Well this is their week to shine. No hat day is october 30th

Bryan did you know that it’s national no hat day?

No way, i can’t wear a hat today:(

by Ttzig October 27, 2019

Hats

Magic mushrooms; hallucinagenic mushrooms that are ingested for a jolly good time

The weed started to kick in on our way to pick up some hats.

by MrsSchyster January 10, 2020

bucket hat bourgade

the collective of british indie kids

have 🍋s and ‘god bless the band x’ in their bio and usually northern i cant lie.. probs quotes liam gallagher without even realising and has that arctic monkeys poster with them in the boat😩 consists of dark fruit lads, britpop stans and indie girls that are probs in love with alex turner

liam gallaghers headlining again, expect to see the bucket hat bourgade going mental

by professional sza stan November 27, 2020

two rabbits one hat

Two fluffy men and one stretched out hag.

Hey babe, we should totally go see the two rabbits one hat produ tion of macbeth.

by Gumchak February 27, 2025

hat check

The act of looking for photos of a dating app guy without a hat on to check if they're hatfishing.

"I hope you did a hat check before you agreed to meet him"

by fuheiu August 2, 2023

Wear a hat

Common parlance in England for wearing a condom

Man 1: Oy! That one's a knock out.

Man 2: Don't matter how pretty she is mate. Always wear a hat.

by Petri Baeldish November 5, 2021