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Retarded Pubic Hair

Pubic hair hat shoots puss when you touch it. It makes the person with it sing bad.
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penis hair envy

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.
I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...
by delicatetulip September 30, 2012
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red hair girl

If you see a girl with a red hair you naturally know that she's a bad bitch. Specially in movies.
"Damn a red hair girl that pgirls hair represent her personality"
by fangirl12516 October 29, 2020
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Jesus-Jim Hair

A special subset of bed-head that resembles a combination of Jesus and Jim Morrison of the Doors
Person 1: I woke up with a bad case of Jesus-Jim hair today.
Person 2: Yeah, you should get a brush or a hat or something.
by kurious1243 September 12, 2010
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A horses hair in the wind

“Oh shit Bro, idk what I was going to say, just a horses hair in the wind, ya know
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just-got-fucked hair

this can also be called sex hair.
hey someone got laid, you got sex hair!
by jude-e December 5, 2001
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hair across your arse

Introduced by the third Earl of Spender in the early 1900's. If you have a hair across your arse you are in a fould mood about something. AS if something is interfeering with your shit.
You've only got a hair across your arse because I wiped my dick on the curtains!
by Alan Muir May 18, 2006
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