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long-hair-dachshund

smelly fat hairy sausage dog, is a bad breed i do not recommend.
roy has a stinky long-hair-dachshund.
by kirkyyyy January 16, 2021
mugGet the long-hair-dachshundmug.

box of butt hair

Something so insane and disturbing that it has no defensible or rational explanation. Used as an object for comparison to someone, something, or some act by another person.
Did you see what Sally did? That bitch is crazier than a box of butt hair.
by anteefunkee January 13, 2009
mugGet the box of butt hairmug.

Retarded Pubic Hair

Pubic hair hat shoots puss when you touch it. It makes the person with it sing bad.
mugGet the Retarded Pubic Hairmug.

A horses hair in the wind

“Oh shit Bro, idk what I was going to say, just a horses hair in the wind, ya know
mugGet the A horses hair in the windmug.

Jesus-Jim Hair

A special subset of bed-head that resembles a combination of Jesus and Jim Morrison of the Doors
Person 1: I woke up with a bad case of Jesus-Jim hair today.
Person 2: Yeah, you should get a brush or a hat or something.
by kurious1243 September 12, 2010
mugGet the Jesus-Jim Hairmug.

just-got-fucked hair

this can also be called sex hair.
hey someone got laid, you got sex hair!
by jude-e December 5, 2001
mugGet the just-got-fucked hairmug.

hair across your arse

Introduced by the third Earl of Spender in the early 1900's. If you have a hair across your arse you are in a fould mood about something. AS if something is interfeering with your shit.
You've only got a hair across your arse because I wiped my dick on the curtains!
by Alan Muir May 18, 2006
mugGet the hair across your arsemug.

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