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real.

his (steve lacy) face and the music. perfection exists.
by kudekeem March 27, 2024
mugGet the real.mug.

Rewards are not real

What do you actually have after you've been rewarded? Answer: The same thing you would have had the "reward" not been WITHHELD FROM YOU DELIBERATELY IN EXCHANGE FOR COMPLIANCE.
Hym "Therefore: REWARDS ARE NOT REAL. A reward is nothing more than intercepting the needs or desires of someone else and WITHHOLDING that need or desire to use as a form of leverage.
by Hym Iam September 7, 2025
mugGet the Rewards are not realmug.

real poo

Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.
If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.
by QuacksO February 29, 2020
mugGet the real poomug.

the real nun

A lil idiot who likes bullying my sidekicks and always saying MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Since 2019 I hope pack god roast this shit YouTuber
The most Annoying YouTuber goes to the real nun!!!
That little booger snot is a brainless kid in reality
by maleGigityBOOM! July 30, 2024
mugGet the the real nunmug.

real cool like

That which is awesome or very desirable
That Bugatti is real cool like.
by Lankans August 14, 2013
mugGet the real cool likemug.

The Real App

An app full of overweight people and sports betters, where the weight average is at least 1200 lbs!
Australia: time to log my 11hrs daily of The Real App!!
by that boi who can do tangs March 10, 2024
mugGet the The Real Appmug.

Real Bleb Hours

The hours between 4:25 am and 6:25 am during which the meme creature, Bleb frolics spreading life and love and Gamer Girl Pee, Also Little Unknown Fact Bleb lives inside a Twitter Webcomic Made by @xPieDot
Person A: "Hey bro, you know it's Real Bleb Hours"?

Person B: "What"
by piedot August 27, 2019
mugGet the Real Bleb Hoursmug.

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