by Richard182389492 March 7, 2022
Get the ethan mug.Ethan is skinnier than a stick but eats things the size of a whale or two commercial cola-cola trucks stacked on top of each other. Instead of getting a vacuum cleaner, I get an Ethan because he eats everything and stays the size of a portable microwave. his face is shaped like a snail's eye and his eyebrows are like vertical ssbu stages. he calls himself the Catmaster and claims he could fit in a cat cage and honestly, he's older than me by two years and he brags that he's one inch taller than me - I mean, of course, this guy thinks height is everything when he's built like a stick.
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
He's the type of friend to come into your room and flex the strings that are his muscles to impress you. He's the type of friend to say he's not gay, but I could've sworn he was checking out that guy from earlier. if looks and smells could kill, I'd be dead already because he smells like regurgitated cat poop.
his freckles look like someone pooped and spreaded across his skin. he overuses 'your mom' jokes and he kinda looks like your casual white boy from america-
by Queen_of_Nothing March 7, 2022
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by Pro Reapes23 March 9, 2022
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Ethan Mann is definitely the biggest chiefer in DHS. He is also shorter than most 5th graders. On the weekends Ethan likes to play Valorant and talk to Jordyn. Even though he will never pull, you gotta give him some spect for the effort.
by Jackson Verb March 11, 2022
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by Sloin March 13, 2022
Get the ethan mug.Ethan is the best fuckin guy you'd ever meet, super adaptive and can match your energy at anytime, so well he'll tune his personality to what you'd desire at the time. He doesn't derive from his main attributes being charismatic, hilarious, understanding and always hoping to make others enjoy life and smile. He'll always help those that will do the same for him. All of these combinations mixed into one being also means that he walks around with a shaft of a cock but doesn't feel entitled to bloat about it, you'll know what I'm talking about when you catch yourself one of these endangered species.
Ethan always knows how to act and what to say, such a sweetheart. Plus I found out that he has a massive wang the other night x
by Mr McLaren March 17, 2022
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