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David

A black witch from Brazil who can be found on prisonpenpals.com
David: I'm a black witch from Brazil so be careful
by Hondacf100! November 1, 2021
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David

David’s are people who are generous and giving. They like to put other people first before themselves. Manipulating people and degrading people are their top priority but do not fret they are also good at blaming others when they get caught. Who wouldn’t want a David in your life!
Her: why do you always think you’re right and pkay the victim when you’re wrong?

Her: why are you a David?
by Sadboyka August 1, 2021
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Doing a David

When you ignore a fact because your phone tells you otherwise.
Wendy: It's snowing outside.
David: (looks at phone) No it's not, it's raining.

Bradley: Oh he's doing a David again!
by Big-t Tarzan December 1, 2023
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To do a David

To do a David; when you're undertaking any boring or monontanous task. Derived from the name David - that guy who drives an orange Renault Megane but calls it African Sunset.
What you get up to this weekend? Oh, just doing a David. What's that? You know, To Do a David; planting the front garden border, insulating the loft, washing the Megane.
by Lionking69 June 1, 2017
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David

A David is a heartbreaker. He acts like a gentleman but can replace u with another woman very fast. He is surrounded by woman and always a mood maker. Not to forget about looks. David is very handsome.
person 1: wasn’t that davids chick?

person 2: yah but he got a new one
by Pokimidari November 24, 2021
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David Kaczynski

David Kaczynski certainly doesn't bring guys like Hugo Spadafora to mind. He seems more like Rick Moranis, except he's trying to be taken seriously by looking serious and sounding serious. Why would anybody trust a guy like Rick Moranis if he wanted to be rich, powerful, and taken seriously, and not satisfied until people met all three of those demands?
David Kaczynski seems more like a guy that spent his life diverting suspicion to others and getting rich for it than a concerned citizen.
by The Original Agahnim October 6, 2021
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David Faust

A old creepy man who likes to steal 5 year old girls pursues as a hobby
David Faust raped my daughter in the asshole
by Iwannafuckingkillmyself November 30, 2018
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