Mississippi Mud Wipe

When your ass is raw from the single ply toilet paper and you aren’t near a sink or any wet wipes so you ball up the toilet paper and you spit on it and wipe your raw ass to completion.

Man, I only have a few pieces left of this toilet paper so I had to give it the ol Mississippi Mud Wipe.

by Pookie bear March 10, 2023

Mud guppy

A legendary mud wrestler from Portland Oregon

Holy shit what a move from THE MUD GUPPY

by The Mud Guppy May 25, 2023

Spartan Mud Run

The sexual of defecating on your partners back and then using the feces to shape their hair into a Mohawk.

Steve gave Kailey a Spartan Mud Run for an anniversary gift this year.

by Thedangler602 August 9, 2022

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

May we all be mud monsters

by Baddie666 September 17, 2021

mud mummy

When you're having anal sex, you pull your dick out with shit on it, you wrap it in toilet paper and put it back in.

Guy 1: It was a real good time with my girl, she was a real mud mummy. Guy 2: Jesus christ that's disgusting...

by NootNootProductionz February 7, 2021

I EAT MUD

Ducking hentai looking orangutans bitch mother fucker

I EAT MUD. YES I JUST EAT MUD

by WHO TF SAID ASKED April 9, 2021

Out da mud

Where da kid gets it.

Da Kid been getting it out da mud since nine five baby!

by Mudman23 March 9, 2021