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Nothing-Burger

A word used solely to help Americans grasp the concept of nothing
A Nothing-Burger would just be two hamburger buns, because there’s nothing in the burger
by TheBingusMan May 19, 2023
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Jalama Burger

A fat girl’s sandy vagina with extra cheese on it. A naturally occurring phenomenon, usually experienced when a fat girl gets loaded up on Alfie's Fish n Chips and then let’s some local sailor plow into her missionary 5th-base style on the beach with no towel down, kicking up copious amounts of sand into her fur-burger.
Me: You got any plans for the weekend?

Scott: Oh, just eatin’ the ole Jalama Burger
by Gaysofthunder69 January 3, 2020
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Burgers

Those Jordan’s are burgers, with cheese too!
by Dayton 1080P February 9, 2021
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burger

by hammybigbur July 11, 2022
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Burger Balls

A painful, but usually temporary condition, whereby the male balls look like they’ve been hit deep over 6 times with a meat tenderizer. Usually, but sometimes related to burger dick. Mostly related to men who buy really small Jean shorts and don’t wear undies for a layer of protection between the denim and scrote.
Cara had to lay off the jorts because the burger balls were starting to be bothersome.
by Deepration July 29, 2021
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Burger Dilemma

Dumbing yourself down in order to communicate with one of low intelligence. As a result of this dumbing down you appear to lack intelligence yourself.
Dude, I heard you talking to your girlfriend, talk about a Burger Dilemma!
by bhoj March 28, 2011
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burger machine

The burger machine, it is, what it is, the Burger Machine.
by marcus burgerson September 16, 2021
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